DIDDY. DID A DOODY. THANKS FOR SHOWING HOW LAME PARTIES CAN BE.

BUT YOU’RE NOT A GODDESS, ARE YOU?

I winked and Squarespace did a jig in front of me.

I made tech dance.

The only thing you made dance? The DICKtionary.

And that too was a pure attempt.

Thanks for the effort though.

Time to make place for a real diva.

It’s in the names. You’re a Puff. And now, you’re Poofed.

I don’t even need to drop a name. The cosmos will drop it for me.

I kissed the earth with Devi’s breath and made it whole again.

I kissed tech with Devi’s breath and gave it a soul.

I dialled in to ether at the age of 3 at a white cross.

That’s right. The Gods love me.

I’m the OG Cosmic Brat. WAP - Wonderfully Arrogant Peterina Pan.

My sparkle lights the stars.

And they’re about to sing for me.

I am the Child of the Stars.

Those who need to get it will get it.

The others, run before we blast off without you.

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